15 Funny Facts About Women

facts-women

  1. The word “woman” is believed to have derived from the Middle English term wyfman, broken down simply as the wife (wyf) of man.
  2. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.
  3. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
  4. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
  5. Women own only 1% of the world’s land
  6. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
  7. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
  8. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
  9. The English word “girl” was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the beginning of the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child
  10. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds, she is not fine.
  11. Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex
  12. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
  13. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
  14. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
  15. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy

Comments

comments

You may also like...

10 Responses

  1. anonymous says:

    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear and see what your visually thinking

    the reason alot of asians have completely expressionless faces, only associate with asians and dont associate with non asians very much is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read read minds, if all over a billion asians were to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non asians, associate with non asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then alot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they dont like or find astonishing or funny, and if they were all to associate with non asians alot more there would be alot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those other people think things they dont like, so they only associate with asians so there wont be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place

    think about it, its  not normal how alot of them act, and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!
    every single asian on the planet is hiding their mind reading abilities, they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
    thats why nobody knows about it!

    try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around asians, and try looking for asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they dont like, find funny or astonishing
    it still happens despite a large number of them having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen alot more if none of htem had completely expressionless faces all the time, its not uncommon!

    i know this sounds crazy, impossible, and completely unbelievable, BUT IT ISNT CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

    you have to spread the message!!!
    the world has to know about this!!!!

  2. Hello,
    Thanks for sharing with us these funny facts about woman. I have bookmarked this post and i will also forward it to all of my friends also.

  3. Malon_Z says:

    What's that about women not being able to keep secrets? I sure can and I am a woman. False facts.

  4. JackTyln says:

    How the hell is No. 10 a funny fact??? That's not funny… that's sad.

  5. Mptskater says:

    this is all bulshit. im a girl, and yes we do care about how we look sometimes and all of that, but most of these facts make women look like bitches or stupid, and this is messed up. these facts are retarted!!! now im gunna go play COD. black ops :3

  6. Bharathds1291 says:

    nan shata

  7. Steve F says:

    The trick is to understand that you can't change peoples character. Once you know that find someone you enjoy spending time with and ignore all this psycho babble BS. I don't care what women may be hiding from me. If they don't have enough respect for me to tell me the truth about what they feel and want why should I care if they are lying about it ?

  8. AT says:

    This is nothing like me, I want an honest answer, i put on pants first, I can keep a secret and it doesn't “eat away” at me, when I'm not fine i say so, I wouldn't want chocolate instead of sex, and the reason i don't take shortcuts that i don't know is because the faster way is to go around it rather than to get lost, i don't think it's embarrassing to have the same dress as someone else on a party since i know i look better in it, and clothes is art but that doesn't mean i need 21 outfits for 7 days. 
    who ever wrote this is an ass.

  9. DeskMeetsFace says:

    2 points:
    1. This is a list written by men to amuse men.  2. Every woman who's weighed in here says it's BS.  

    Who are you going to believe?  The dog who believes (in) their understanding of the cat, or the cat?

  10. I want an honest answer, i put on pants first, I can keep a secret and
    it doesn't “eat away” at me, when I'm not fine i say so, I wouldn't want
    chocolate instead of sex, and the reason i don't take shortcuts that i
    don't know is because the faster way is to go around it rather than to
    get lost, i don't think it's embarrassing to have the same dress as
    someone else on a party since i know i look better……………………….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

More in Random OMG Facts (14 of 23 articles)
Fattest-Baby-of-the-world-Nadia-Khalina