15 Funny Facts About Women

June 9, 2011 Random OMG Facts

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  1. The word “woman” is believed to have derived from the Middle English term wyfman, broken down simply as the wife (wyf) of man.
  2. Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.
  3. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
  4. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
  5. Women own only 1% of the world’s land
  6. Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
  7. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
  8. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
  9. The English word “girl” was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the beginning of the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child
  10. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds, she is not fine.
  11. Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex
  12. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
  13. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
  14. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
  15. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy

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  • I want an honest answer, i put on pants first, I can keep a secret and
    it doesn't "eat away" at me, when I'm not fine i say so, I wouldn't want
    chocolate instead of sex, and the reason i don't take shortcuts that i
    don't know is because the faster way is to go around it rather than to
    get lost, i don't think it's embarrassing to have the same dress as
    someone else on a party since i know i look better............................

  • DeskMeetsFace

    2 points:
    1. This is a list written by men to amuse men.  2. Every woman who's weighed in here says it's BS.  

    Who are you going to believe?  The dog who believes (in) their understanding of the cat, or the cat?

  • AT

    This is nothing like me, I want an honest answer, i put on pants first, I can keep a secret and it doesn't "eat away" at me, when I'm not fine i say so, I wouldn't want chocolate instead of sex, and the reason i don't take shortcuts that i don't know is because the faster way is to go around it rather than to get lost, i don't think it's embarrassing to have the same dress as someone else on a party since i know i look better in it, and clothes is art but that doesn't mean i need 21 outfits for 7 days. 
    who ever wrote this is an ass.  

  • stfual

    The trick is to understand that you can't change peoples character. Once you know that find someone you enjoy spending time with and ignore all this psycho babble BS. I don't care what women may be hiding from me. If they don't have enough respect for me to tell me the truth about what they feel and want why should I care if they are lying about it ?

  • Bharathds1291

    nan shata

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